It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We're too hungover to prance.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
