I am in a vortex of obligation.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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