he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
