wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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