69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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