Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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