I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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