OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so let's talk penis.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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