We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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