I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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