At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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