Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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