hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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