idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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