I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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