McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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