Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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