ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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