If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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