i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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