she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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