That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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