If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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