During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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