My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
