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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  wrong asian. never thought that would happen.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?

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• (510): View more from California

  Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?

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