And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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