you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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