her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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