I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He felt like a one man threesome
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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