so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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