Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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