He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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