i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I would ride that face into the sunset
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
