Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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