was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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