put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
All the doctor said was why
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
