Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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