nut hugger
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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