so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
ugly people sure do ruin things
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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