I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Is it penis luge time yet?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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