If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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