This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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