i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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