Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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