He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
