who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Let's get the cat blown out
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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