I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
even my farts smell like vagina
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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