i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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