I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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