On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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