I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
