I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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