We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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