...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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