How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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