I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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